18 September 2003
Friday

I f---ing hate being single. I really do. Its not being helped that two of my roommates are dating the ladies next door. So when I saw happy couples I started banging my head against the wall. Why does everyone else get a woman? Why do I just get turmoil and heartache instead? I fall for Melinda after she gives up on me, then she says I'm too good of a guy for me to be rebound man after she breaks up with yet another boyfriend. Juliana gets a boyfriend, dumps him, and gets another guy before I get a chance to ask her out. And she spurns my offers. Anne--the drunken bitch--laughs at me. Colleen doesn't realize how much she's messing with my heart when she is messing with my heart. Esther's chasing after me when I don't want to go out with her. And I still pray that I'll get married and reproduce alittle human. Maybe I should get a man, or perhaps a cat, whichever's less maintainance.